So oni and I made a new scale for measuring heat, you know, like Farenheit/Celcius/Kelvin. We call it the wonton.
See, this whole thing came up because he and I got some Chineese food and the soup was hot like 3.14597x10e-300 seconds after the big bang hot. It was really hot. Oni said it was this hot because the snow that sticks around untill July in Michigan absorbs all this heat and transmits it through some extradimensional transfusion matrix to the wonton soup. Because this transfuision matrix is extradimensional, time has no effect on it. Consequently all of that stored up heat is released into the soup as an average instance temperature over the entire existance of the soup in the styrafoam cup. That part is my contribution to the theory.
I'm telling you, this soup was so hot my car stopped running because the engine over heated. Hot.
So anyway, we figured that 10 wontons (10 times the heat of the wonton soup) is when it's too hot for reality to actually exist. Now I know all of you physics traditionalists will say that heat is just the kinetic transmission of energy between two particles, but i say BAH! You know not the horrible fury of the heat of wonton!
By the way, today it was about -4 wontons in michigan.
See, this whole thing came up because he and I got some Chineese food and the soup was hot like 3.14597x10e-300 seconds after the big bang hot. It was really hot. Oni said it was this hot because the snow that sticks around untill July in Michigan absorbs all this heat and transmits it through some extradimensional transfusion matrix to the wonton soup. Because this transfuision matrix is extradimensional, time has no effect on it. Consequently all of that stored up heat is released into the soup as an average instance temperature over the entire existance of the soup in the styrafoam cup. That part is my contribution to the theory.
I'm telling you, this soup was so hot my car stopped running because the engine over heated. Hot.
So anyway, we figured that 10 wontons (10 times the heat of the wonton soup) is when it's too hot for reality to actually exist. Now I know all of you physics traditionalists will say that heat is just the kinetic transmission of energy between two particles, but i say BAH! You know not the horrible fury of the heat of wonton!
By the way, today it was about -4 wontons in michigan.
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oninotaki:
thats just cold, like -7 wontons cold........
thats just cold, like -7 wontons cold........
fuquedup4what:
I was joking. I apologize if that was even too weird for a joke.......For the record, it really does not look like you are up to anything on here, but Marcia I guess thought that you should have told her when you started checking things out again..Idunno. Hey, another thing..Do you like Marcia's hairs? On her head?