jeykool

I got a bitchin' new bike. This one is much easier to pedal through muck and crap than my old one. I left that old POS in front of the GameStop that I work at. A few days later it was gone, which is okay. The whole experience has been like dumping somebody whose been cheating on you and then hooking up with Jessica Alba at a D&D convention (In a Peter Griffin voice: Friggin' sweeee-eet.)

I think I'm going to get a digital camera so I can catalog how much of a pain it is not having a car. In fact, that may make a good documentary. I'll call it "Getting Around in Motown" and I'll interview a bunch of road commissioners and ask pesky questions like why is there no reliable network of pedestrian/bike paved surface. Then, I'll video tape my daily commutes and show them to police chiefs and ask why no one is ever ticketed for not shoveling their sidewalk.

Nobody will like my documentary... Nobody except for the people of the FUTURE!!!