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Friday May 14, 2004

May 14, 2004
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Quote of the Day:

"I'm the father of this country, you fucking homo!" - Ben Franklin

Daily Haiku:

If fate, in all its finery,
were my beast of burden,
I would jockey its gloryhole.

I had to go for a psychiatric evaluation today that included an IQ test. Considering that I was running on less than 3 hours of sleep and I was nervous as hell, I doubt the results will turn out to be that great and I'll look like a complete idiot, dropping from 149 to 49 perhaps.

I need to put all of this out of mind. Tonight, I think I'll dress in drag and cruise the mall to pick up guys, preferably neo-Nazis. Androgyny is the only thing that can make you a complete person........bitch!!!

If I were to start a rap duo, I would call it JT BiggaNigga and the Peligro Negro. Danger Nigger kinda sounds like the name of a superhero.
lightsneeze:
Sweet...dressing in drag and cruisin' any AL mall....hehehehe.
May 14, 2004

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