what? you want to know what i did this weekend? here's a picture!
what? you can't see me?! OH MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE FRICKEN POWER ALL FRICKEN WEEKEND. THANKS A FRICKEN LOT HURRICANE JEANNE, YOU RAGING FRICKEN SKANK.
anyhoo. yeah. i'm hanging out at my mom's house. it's like a fricken fortress here. she hasn't lost power all season. karyn lives like three fricken blocks away and she loses power, but do my parents? no. i'm wondering what kind of deal they made with satan and how i can get in on it. losing power sucks. although, schools were closed, so i had today off, so i'm going to stop my complaining right now.
there's some other storm headed here soon. i think the skank's name is lisa or something. i'm not sure when she's going to hit. i should probably look, so i can semi-prepare and whatnot since now all my candle are burned, my spaghettios are eaten, and my flashlight batteries are dead.
what're you going to be for halloween? i'm considering the logistics of a meatwad costume, so i can hide my head and go trick or treating again.
have a good day and whatnot, kids.
PS: NEWSFLASH: SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED AGAIN TOMORROW. two days off. this is dope.
what? you can't see me?! OH MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE FRICKEN POWER ALL FRICKEN WEEKEND. THANKS A FRICKEN LOT HURRICANE JEANNE, YOU RAGING FRICKEN SKANK.
anyhoo. yeah. i'm hanging out at my mom's house. it's like a fricken fortress here. she hasn't lost power all season. karyn lives like three fricken blocks away and she loses power, but do my parents? no. i'm wondering what kind of deal they made with satan and how i can get in on it. losing power sucks. although, schools were closed, so i had today off, so i'm going to stop my complaining right now.
there's some other storm headed here soon. i think the skank's name is lisa or something. i'm not sure when she's going to hit. i should probably look, so i can semi-prepare and whatnot since now all my candle are burned, my spaghettios are eaten, and my flashlight batteries are dead.
what're you going to be for halloween? i'm considering the logistics of a meatwad costume, so i can hide my head and go trick or treating again.
have a good day and whatnot, kids.
PS: NEWSFLASH: SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED AGAIN TOMORROW. two days off. this is dope.
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hmm. and i have to wonder about all these hurricanes. not least of all that someone, somewhere, gets paid to sit and give these fucking things NAMES.
i dunno. . .