jewcy

it's raining so hard here, it's fucking sick!

i had to park three buildings away and run home through the thigh high flooded streets in the rain because my car, unfortunately, does not double as a raft.

if it keeps raining like this, i'm going to be that crazy lady you see on the news with her cat that has to be rescued by the police in their little boat. i'll make sure i've got my hair in curlers and a floral print house dress on when the cameras are rolling, and that will be my claim to fame.