woohoo! first night being on campus, partied hardy with my roommate. The reality of paying for school really bites the labia witha jagged tooth. I hear there are plenty of stripclubs to throw down dollars at. Unfortunately, there is only ONE shop in town that sells my favorite kind of cigarettes and today I purchased the second to the last pack... Any advice for the college life would be fabulous. 
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we're playing a game on the drive up to see you... it's called who can do more shots than jessica on a 6 hour drive.
hahaha.
sorry i wasn't here when you messaged me. i'll call you tomorrow.
advice: no classes before 11am, sit at the front of the class room (it actually helps and its good for teachers to know who you are in case you have wheeling and dealing to do about missed stuff), wearing pjs to class rocks, most importantly, have fun goddamit!!! you only go to college once, or in my case, three times...