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jesus_smash

Moreno Valley, CA

Member Since 2005

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Sunday May 15, 2005

May 14, 2005
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holy crap am I drunk...

It started out as a perty at my house witch quickly died down. I met up with my buddy Mike and my brother at the bar in town. They had some DJ playing some early to mid-nineties shit, which was really weird I was already drunk at the party, and only had one drink at the bar, but I'm still drunk as hell. I was so drunk that I was dancing my ass off at the bar. I was even battling my brother on the dance floor.

It was a fun night...

Oh yeah, on a funny note; last night I was working at a small venue in town doing sound and what not. I walked across the street to the bar (same bar I was at tonight). The person outside was like "there's a five dollar cover tonight", and I was like "screw that, I just wanted a brew". Earlier tonight I found out that Christina aguilera was sitting 15 ft. away from me inside the bar while I was too cheap to pay the cover charge. I'm not a fan of any sort, but why pass up the chance to hit on a skank. Plus she's got tons of cash, and I could really use a suger mama. Don't look at me like that, I know you've thought about exploiting celebrities for money. Let's face it, that's all they're good for.
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bluetrust:
I'd totally love to get drunk with you and your brother.
May 20, 2005
christmasjones:
If you ever get the chance to screw a celebrity you will be envied by all. I've always had this theory. The celebrity will come back knocking if you make love in such a way that leaves them begging for me.

In other words "you gotta work that shit!"

after all, you only get one chance
May 22, 2005

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