jesus_christ

alright i can probably get lynched in a matter of seconds for saying this shit but i hated two towers. i never saw the first one, i've started the books but they never captivated me too much and i got bored with them, although i was extremely captivated by the first three books of stephen r. donaldson's white gold ring wielder which i believe came out after tolkein but not so much of an entire empire and imaginary shit created. i just didn't see the point of excessive effects to create a world that will never be and exists only in mind and on screen. that and the battles the war, the hate, the battles, i realize that it is good v. evil and good eventually wins after an epic of struggle yadda yadda yadda but why the fuck does this wizard who is more like a man than anything else want to rid the world of humans and have these smelly disgusting orcs rule. don't tell me he finds that shit attractive. world domination i can understand, but ridding the world of humans, which he is most akin to, that's just idiotic. oh yeah, and living trees don't burn. and why do they all speak english except the elves? am i the only one who didn't like this? i think brynji is sneaking up behind me with a knife...yep. i'd rather watch julien donkey-boy any day that doesn't really have a plot or a storyline or anything but just exists as a tribute to harmony korrine's uncle who is schizophrenic and shows how life is in a family where everyone has some sort of disease or disorder. the kind where people stray away and ignore when they see them on the street. the kind that people selectively erase.