jonas no longer has any worms. he's my kitten. i finished his deworming today. i have an idiot friend who thinks she's pregnant and is without convincing. she gave a guy a handjob and he played with her. no genital-to-genital contact whatsoever. but she still believes.
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jesus_christ:
believe it or not, THAT WORKED!!! if your ass really itches, keep itching for about 20-30 seconds depending on strength. then release pressure and you will notice that, not only does your hand smell, but you ass doesn't itch. now wash your hands you sick, sick creature.
jesus_christ:
I think i just had a dream that i was gIbby hayNes from the buTthole surfErs. it ruled. until i got a pencil stuck in my ear. then it sucked. and i was in rehab with kurdt. and then he died.