jessikalaughs

Ughhh, so I'm a complete schmuck and I didn't go to my first class today. And it's a class I actually like.... I'm such a shit!!!!!! Like I tried getting outta bed, but I was so damn sore that doing so you might have needed a craine to get me out. I'm such a worthless piece of cow dung. I mean how could I let that happen. I hate being late, but even worse I hate not showing up.

So I decided to try and give my old dad a call. I tried calling him all weekend to let him know how my volleyball went. He must have had is ignore button on.. Wait they don't make those, he must've seen me calling and pretended not to see. But today I tried his cell a few times, no answer. Then I called at his wife's house. (his house too, but she's the materialistic bitch so it's her house) And I got an answer. It was the wife. I'm like yo is my dad available? She's like yeah hold on. So I get my dad on the phone and you know said hi and what not. Then I tell him what I did today, (besides ditching out on my first class he'd think real low of me then) I told him I had to buy some new pants because my I gained a few pounds. Guess what his response was?? Well you gotta take care of that. You know exercise and push yourself away from the table. Yeah that was exactly what he said. Push yourself away from the table. How fucking rude?! So I told him, I just started going on the salad diet, and for exercising I've been playing volleyball 3-4 times a week. That is a lot of fucking exercise. I couldn't believe the lack of tact that this man had. I almost busted out in tears. Well when someone hurts me I get vengeful. I start to think of some smartass thing to do, or a way to push their buttons. I know not the most smooth thing to do, but that's how I handle things. So I call him up maybe 20 minutes later and say, "Hey I think I know how to handle the whole weight loss thing." He's like how?? I'm like, "Well I was surfing on yahoo and typed in pro anerexia sites and a few came up. They gave really good tips on how to loose weight. And they even told me I can eat if I want I just have to purge when I'm done." Then I hung up. He tried calling back, but I put on my ignore button! Hahahah little fucker had it coming to him. There's just certain things you don't say to a daughter. Or even less to a human being. Whatever, he's a douche and I don't plan on talking to him for a very long while.. Fuck that shit man!
So I went to Drug Mart and bought things that were necessities. I had to have Mr. Bubbles. I've been craving a Mr. Bubbles bath for the past few days. So I got it! I took some pics as well. Which you can check out in the Scream of Sex album. I'm a try and post a pic below to tease you. It may work it may not. I may have to edit this entry because I might fuck up. We'll see. So yeah, go check them out! And feed my vain-ness. Seeing as how my dad sure didn't! Stupid mother fucker!
Okay have a nice night!
<3 Jessika

*Edited*
Yeah it didn't work. Boohoo.. Okay no tease, just go to the damn pictures!! Gosh darn it!