So last night I had horrible awkward sex with the shy guy..It started out ok but still very weird. He came over and I offered to jack him off, you know b/c Im such a great friend, and While I was stroking his penis HE decided we should have a talk about "us" So wHile Im adding lube and giving him a rub he tells me that he is worried about having sex with me because he doesn't want to have a relationship with me! So of course like any normal person I take this as we are not having sex becasue I previously stated I refuse to be just a fuck. Then he goes on to say that he wants a a completely monogamous (sp?) sexual relationship and for us to date each other only. WTF? right? so Im still stroking it and and I ask why he is being so fucking weird and he is like Blah Blah Blah I'll be your boyfriend (gee thanks) "I just don't want to be tied down right now. "
I mean jesus christ buddy Im not asking you to marrry me.....I just want to fuck and for you to buy me stuff and take me places! I wont be having your baby! thanks! What a weirdo, the boy is just socially retarted. So we eneded up fucking mostly b/c I wasnt giving a very good hand job (can you blame me?) And it was very bad and the worst part about it being so bad and awkward, was we were both very aware of how bad and awkward it was .
Today I dyed my hair a very pretty dark Violet.

I mean jesus christ buddy Im not asking you to marrry me.....I just want to fuck and for you to buy me stuff and take me places! I wont be having your baby! thanks! What a weirdo, the boy is just socially retarted. So we eneded up fucking mostly b/c I wasnt giving a very good hand job (can you blame me?) And it was very bad and the worst part about it being so bad and awkward, was we were both very aware of how bad and awkward it was .


Today I dyed my hair a very pretty dark Violet.

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ofthedead:
Thanks. I'm really happy with the ink. And I was just kinda kidding, He should take you places!

xmilitaryxmikex:
Relationship talks while you're trying to get something done. Drop that fucker, for sure.