jessicadiana

Why is it that Jessica + "boyfriend" never seem to mix? I have never been consistent with a man for more than a month before kicking him to the curb. The men have turned out to be cheapskates, bums, poorly mannered, or in this past douchebags case -- unmercifully stupid.

I won't elaborate, but this guy did not last more than 2 weeks. One night we were laying in the back of his boat, looking up at the stars and talking about our futures. When I asked him what he wanted to do with his life, he said, and I oh-so-fucking QUOTE, "I want to go back to my primal instincts and travel the world." After I told him traveling the world isn't a 'primal instinct', he told me that he believed that humans evolved from apes. And from there, I said okay, then he replied, "Well, what do you think THEY do all the time?"

Oh.My.Hell.

I wish I had my very own Tinkerbell that sits on my shoulder and keeps me from making very stupid and shitty decisions.

Like getting high, naked, and photo ready!



Okay, I'm going to go eat my Thin Wheats now and watch Golden Girls.

Toodles!