Dear Penis,
thanks for all the good times. thanks for all the things I haven't had to worry about in life. thanks for all the looks and comments when I don the tight jeans. thanks for everything...
but seriously, take a vacation or something. I'm gonna get fucking tendinitis over here, the wrist and and the calves are starting to get pissed. California is in...
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thanks for all the good times. thanks for all the things I haven't had to worry about in life. thanks for all the looks and comments when I don the tight jeans. thanks for everything...
but seriously, take a vacation or something. I'm gonna get fucking tendinitis over here, the wrist and and the calves are starting to get pissed. California is in...
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cricket:
youre coming to la??
dyme:
i'll be waiting to see some art when you can get around to it hun. 
my heart wants to grow, but my chest may be too small, I can feel it pounding like a fist against a wall and I want to let you know how its all gone wrong but it's so much easier to sing along.
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destro:
i'm quite prepared. 
nic:
I chose your rapechicken screen name tonight and you were't about. Proving all my AIM points.
Must do better
PS on a scale of 1 to 10 i am approx 11123976655 drunk
[Edited on Nov 25, 2005 8:13PM]
Must do better
PS on a scale of 1 to 10 i am approx 11123976655 drunk
[Edited on Nov 25, 2005 8:13PM]
Jeans too tight.
on the dance floor
she reached around my waist
and found inches more
than she had bargained for
holy shit she said
and I just smiled
and replied yup
and continued to dance more.
on the dance floor
she reached around my waist
and found inches more
than she had bargained for
holy shit she said
and I just smiled
and replied yup
and continued to dance more.
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ari:
Hahahaha!
Sexy, babe.
Hahahaha!
Sexy, babe.
mistressminx:
hawt!
lurve it!
lurve it!
From Behind
I should be sleeping but my mind won't stop running, back, through al the silent nights of my present life to a time when hot heat poured from our bodies like kool aid into a paper cup. To the feel of your hips in my hand, and your hair in my other, jerking your neck back so all I see is hair, and...
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I should be sleeping but my mind won't stop running, back, through al the silent nights of my present life to a time when hot heat poured from our bodies like kool aid into a paper cup. To the feel of your hips in my hand, and your hair in my other, jerking your neck back so all I see is hair, and...
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missmarina:
I love this. So hott.
ari:
Sigh...
I love this and hate it just as much.
I love this and hate it just as much.
I have product in my hair.... PRODUCT!?!!
the jury is still out on this one. we'll see what the middle school kids say. their level of laughter is always helpful with fashion decisions.
the jury is still out on this one. we'll see what the middle school kids say. their level of laughter is always helpful with fashion decisions.
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bowie:
My husband puts product in his hair, and I still love him. I think it will be ok.
Thanks for the comment on my set, by the way. Too bad you're moving to SF when I move to Boston.
Thanks for the comment on my set, by the way. Too bad you're moving to SF when I move to Boston.
emily:
no product here. 
The Jesse Cycle
some people worry themselves into problems I could never fathom because i'm honestly a little too care free to notice. I'm not angry, I'm not upset. I just do my best, and sometimes my zeal to streamline and improve everything, my obsession with growth and discussion is mistaken for complaining but I have a hard enough time convincing myself to care about...
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some people worry themselves into problems I could never fathom because i'm honestly a little too care free to notice. I'm not angry, I'm not upset. I just do my best, and sometimes my zeal to streamline and improve everything, my obsession with growth and discussion is mistaken for complaining but I have a hard enough time convincing myself to care about...
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ari:
"I evaporate into you as quickly as I condensate around the cup of another...."
That's my biggest fear with you.
That's my biggest fear with you.
persya:
thanks
coming from you that means a lot
coming from you that means a lot
The Jesse Cycle
some people worry themselves into problems I could never fathom because i'm honestly a little too care free to notice. I'm not angry, I'm not upset. I just do my best, and sometimes my zeal to streamline and improve everything, my obsession with growth and discussion is mistaken for complaining but I have a hard enough time convincing myself to care about...
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some people worry themselves into problems I could never fathom because i'm honestly a little too care free to notice. I'm not angry, I'm not upset. I just do my best, and sometimes my zeal to streamline and improve everything, my obsession with growth and discussion is mistaken for complaining but I have a hard enough time convincing myself to care about...
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Laziest worknight ever: less than 20 tickets for less than 8 tables total
the rundown:
10 dollar tip
13 dollar tip
34 dollar tip
5 dollars won on vandy game
two 2 dollar tips
and one shite .57 cent bullshit tip
making 70 bucks without really working?
priceless.
and i did it all in a steelers jersey and a ski jacket from 1985.
post script:...
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the rundown:
10 dollar tip
13 dollar tip
34 dollar tip
5 dollars won on vandy game
two 2 dollar tips
and one shite .57 cent bullshit tip
making 70 bucks without really working?
priceless.
and i did it all in a steelers jersey and a ski jacket from 1985.
post script:...
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wendy_time:
oh the dandy warhols, i just read, never mind...and yes, this is very life-like and lyric ish. for a second i thought it was a mastercard advert...the whole priceless bit.
suburban_relapse:
I love it when that happens. I also love it when drunk people can't see straight and tip me a ten instead of a one. It doesn't happen enough though.
Nevermind..
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Nevermind..
[Edited on Nov 20, 2005 11:37AM]
VANDY WINS VANDY WINS!!!!!
22 years in a row they have lost to Tennessee and now they win, and I have won 5 dollars..
22 years in a row they have lost to Tennessee and now they win, and I have won 5 dollars.
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Why Billy Bragg Always Me Cry
its been three years now,
and nearing four
since we laid down
piss drunk on the bathroom floor
in the tub, and in the shower,
in every room
with every hour
I loved you like a true lover should
a new year never tasted so good.
and mr bragg sang us to sleep.
It was more than a fleeting...
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its been three years now,
and nearing four
since we laid down
piss drunk on the bathroom floor
in the tub, and in the shower,
in every room
with every hour
I loved you like a true lover should
a new year never tasted so good.
and mr bragg sang us to sleep.
It was more than a fleeting...
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nexttuesday:
1990 Caddillac Brougham (sp?)...its gorgeous, black body with beautiful chrome bumpers an finnish lookin tailights. Unfortunately she needs a lot of work and I have no idea how to work on cars. Give me a broken toilet or garbage disposal I'll fix it. Tell me to put up some drywall or lay ceramic tile I'll do it easily. Tell me to change this belt, change the fluids, and I look atcha like your speaking a different language. I keep it around in hopes of having enough money to get your fix up and pimped out one day
ari:
You know I know...
All of this.
All of this.