1016pm Update of Relief
She's home.
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311 PM UPDATE of DOOM/joy/
ff8 used for psx- 9.00
24 small chocolate donuts- 2.00
32 oz. MT Dew Code RED - .53
1 can vienna sausages - .25
Finding a cheap alternative to Packing/Moving all day- Priceless.
I am such a nerd.
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This song started out barely serious and then went into over drive towards the second and third verses. Its about those guys that leave creepy comments and stalk SGs and think that they are the only ones with such brilliant lines as "we should totally fuck". Anyways yeah, I want feedback on this because it was a joke but if people like it I might actually record it. Also bear in mind that this is as rough a draft as it gets.
Upon rereading this... I should sleep more...
Maturity Escapes Them (uR sO SxY)
I sat down for the first time in a long time
with plans to kick back and write a dope rhyme
but lines in my mind didn't come out right
and I sat there starin at the screen all night.
fuck that I said and hopped out a bed
grabbed my new shoes and a hat for my shaved head
Put on my Ecko suit that I bought with credit
drank a couple brews and grabbed some latex
might be wishful thinking but I might need em yet
see I carry condoms everywhere I go
it could happen like that man you never really know
cuz the ladies love a mac with a smooth ass flow
but the condoms in my pocket are more of a joke
yeah I got a caddy but the wheels don't roll
yeah I do rap but I flow too slow
I fall behind the beat and forget the tempo
I rap about sex but I'm sleeping alone
next to a laptop with a flesh tone glow
this one site has stolen my soul
suicide girls has become my whole world
punk rock broads with their legs all curled
up in the air with their tattood chests and mohawked hair
and short dickies dress layin on an antique chair
cuz that adds class like anyone cares...
so you're pinup? yeah i'll pin you up
lift you by your neck and fuck up your makeup.
grab your ribs with my strong right hand
and push em down and play candyland
spin your spinner till I get goody gum drops
just two sinners praying the fun won't stop.
atleast thats how it played out in my bed
oops freudian slip, i meant in my head
I need to get out and meet me a real girl
this website has become my whole world
suicide girls fans are brainless
when maturity escapes them and
they act like stupid frat boys
and treat women just like toys
i hope they like jacking off all alone.
So I got up and went to a late show
some emo shit man I don't fuckin know
I just had to get out of my sad little home
I parked my honda and started walking real slow
When I got there I couldn't believe
what was happening just across the street
a burlesque show with the girls of my dreams
Poison, Snow, Reagen, Sid, and Zui
all my favorite models from the pinup scene
I worked up the nerve and walked inside
And in the back of my sad little mind
i was glad I'd brought my condom that night
even though I knew it wouldn't go right
I walked up to Poison and I said nice ass
she slapped hard for my lack of tact
I took a step back and realized
that I was gonna need a better line
Nice tits is out, its over done
what about that falling from heaven one?
oh I know
I could say I'm a dj headed for the east bay
and maybe they could give me a place to stay
I tried five times with five different lines
but they all said no like they do to all guys
I guess they're just a bunch of fucking dykes
either that or I need better lines...
suicide girls fans are brainless
when maturity escapes them and
they act like stupid frat boys
and treat women just like toys
i hope they like jacking off all alone.
And just when all hope seemed gone
and snow was dancing to her last song
it finally occured to me that
maybe these girls are more than wet dreams
maybe I should just tell them my name
leave it to fate and hope they do the same
maybe I should stop thinking in terms of bra size
turn my cable off and get a real life
but by then she had finished her song
and was walking out and my night was gone
I had my chance to be human being
but instead I chose to be a gross creep
oh well i thought as I creeped down the block
ts probably cheaper to just jack off.
suicide girls fans are brainless
when maturity escapes them and
they act like stupid frat boys
and treat women just like toys
i hope they like jacking off all alone.
PPS.
I have decided to post one of my old SB sets a week since so many of you are new to my world. Click the icon, then click it again on the next page. I'm the feel good hit of the summer.
This week, Its RENT. In Rent I finally find a use for all thise late notices on my door... Next week? Eyes for Ari... Hot Pink dress Shirt, Hot black eyeliner...
leave me comments you assholes.
LOVE, JWE.
She's home.
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311 PM UPDATE of DOOM/joy/
ff8 used for psx- 9.00
24 small chocolate donuts- 2.00
32 oz. MT Dew Code RED - .53
1 can vienna sausages - .25
Finding a cheap alternative to Packing/Moving all day- Priceless.
I am such a nerd.
_______+++++++_______+++++++_______++++++++_______
This song started out barely serious and then went into over drive towards the second and third verses. Its about those guys that leave creepy comments and stalk SGs and think that they are the only ones with such brilliant lines as "we should totally fuck". Anyways yeah, I want feedback on this because it was a joke but if people like it I might actually record it. Also bear in mind that this is as rough a draft as it gets.
Upon rereading this... I should sleep more...
Maturity Escapes Them (uR sO SxY)
I sat down for the first time in a long time
with plans to kick back and write a dope rhyme
but lines in my mind didn't come out right
and I sat there starin at the screen all night.
fuck that I said and hopped out a bed
grabbed my new shoes and a hat for my shaved head
Put on my Ecko suit that I bought with credit
drank a couple brews and grabbed some latex
might be wishful thinking but I might need em yet
see I carry condoms everywhere I go
it could happen like that man you never really know
cuz the ladies love a mac with a smooth ass flow
but the condoms in my pocket are more of a joke
yeah I got a caddy but the wheels don't roll
yeah I do rap but I flow too slow
I fall behind the beat and forget the tempo
I rap about sex but I'm sleeping alone
next to a laptop with a flesh tone glow
this one site has stolen my soul
suicide girls has become my whole world
punk rock broads with their legs all curled
up in the air with their tattood chests and mohawked hair
and short dickies dress layin on an antique chair
cuz that adds class like anyone cares...
so you're pinup? yeah i'll pin you up
lift you by your neck and fuck up your makeup.
grab your ribs with my strong right hand
and push em down and play candyland
spin your spinner till I get goody gum drops
just two sinners praying the fun won't stop.
atleast thats how it played out in my bed
oops freudian slip, i meant in my head
I need to get out and meet me a real girl
this website has become my whole world
suicide girls fans are brainless
when maturity escapes them and
they act like stupid frat boys
and treat women just like toys
i hope they like jacking off all alone.
So I got up and went to a late show
some emo shit man I don't fuckin know
I just had to get out of my sad little home
I parked my honda and started walking real slow
When I got there I couldn't believe
what was happening just across the street
a burlesque show with the girls of my dreams
Poison, Snow, Reagen, Sid, and Zui
all my favorite models from the pinup scene
I worked up the nerve and walked inside
And in the back of my sad little mind
i was glad I'd brought my condom that night
even though I knew it wouldn't go right
I walked up to Poison and I said nice ass
she slapped hard for my lack of tact
I took a step back and realized
that I was gonna need a better line
Nice tits is out, its over done
what about that falling from heaven one?
oh I know
I could say I'm a dj headed for the east bay
and maybe they could give me a place to stay
I tried five times with five different lines
but they all said no like they do to all guys
I guess they're just a bunch of fucking dykes
either that or I need better lines...
suicide girls fans are brainless
when maturity escapes them and
they act like stupid frat boys
and treat women just like toys
i hope they like jacking off all alone.
And just when all hope seemed gone
and snow was dancing to her last song
it finally occured to me that
maybe these girls are more than wet dreams
maybe I should just tell them my name
leave it to fate and hope they do the same
maybe I should stop thinking in terms of bra size
turn my cable off and get a real life
but by then she had finished her song
and was walking out and my night was gone
I had my chance to be human being
but instead I chose to be a gross creep
oh well i thought as I creeped down the block
ts probably cheaper to just jack off.
suicide girls fans are brainless
when maturity escapes them and
they act like stupid frat boys
and treat women just like toys
i hope they like jacking off all alone.
PPS.
I have decided to post one of my old SB sets a week since so many of you are new to my world. Click the icon, then click it again on the next page. I'm the feel good hit of the summer.
This week, Its RENT. In Rent I finally find a use for all thise late notices on my door... Next week? Eyes for Ari... Hot Pink dress Shirt, Hot black eyeliner...
leave me comments you assholes.
LOVE, JWE.
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i'll go check out your set now
i have been trying to upload all my camping pics to the group, so that isn't helping it. i try to use my friends comp as much as possible because it's so much better than mine. and i used his to see all the tons of camping pictures you put up. you did a good job of documenting the debauchery!