and now, more old lj
(1 broken hearts and broken wing | kiss me? kill me?)
pick up lines (boredom leads to children born out of wedlock) [30 Aug 2004|11:23pm]
[ mood | bored ]
WestEndStout: how would you like to be the inspiration for a trashy morning after poem?
WestEndStout: hmmm?
WestEndStout: think hard
MarilynMonRobots: thats the worst pickup line ever
WestEndStout: i sort of thought so too
WestEndStout: thats why I like it
WestEndStout: if that works she is either the one
WestEndStout: or such a slut
WestEndStout: that it would make a great morning after poem
....
WestEndStout: ok ok
WestEndStout: so hows this one:
WestEndStout: you wanna fuck?
WestEndStout: ....too blunt?
WestEndStout: not enough artistry huh?
WestEndStout: hrmmm
MarilynMonRobots: well actually
MarilynMonRobots: im not too much for beating around the bush you know
WestEndStout: true
...
WestEndStout: ok
WestEndStout: how about this
WestEndStout: I know how angry the world makes you, and i thought you might be interested in knowing (holds a sheet of paper) that these according to my calculations the combined power of our sex could destroy this town.
WestEndStout: and everyone in it
MarilynMonRobots: thatll do it
third time is a charm
except i dont like vaginas...so i could never 'do' her.
i'm not how that connected, but it is somehow.
[Edited on Mar 04, 2006 10:53AM]