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jessewestend

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Sunday Nov 20, 2005

Nov 19, 2005
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Laziest worknight ever: less than 20 tickets for less than 8 tables total

the rundown:
10 dollar tip
13 dollar tip
34 dollar tip
5 dollars won on vandy game
two 2 dollar tips
and one shite .57 cent bullshit tip

making 70 bucks without really working?
priceless.

and i did it all in a steelers jersey and a ski jacket from 1985.


post script:
god i miss you.

uber post script:
Gee, I love sorta having a girlfriend. Its neat-o.

And so we collect names like otaku trading cards
life's just a game of pokemon, whats the harm?
my fire is your water
my desire, your heartburn
you're such an elf
and i'm just a troll
with low health
and weak against the cold.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
wendy_time:
oh the dandy warhols, i just read, never mind...and yes, this is very life-like and lyric ish. for a second i thought it was a mastercard advert...the whole priceless bit. smile
Nov 20, 2005
suburban_relapse:
I love it when that happens. I also love it when drunk people can't see straight and tip me a ten instead of a one. It doesn't happen enough though.

Nevermind.. biggrin

[Edited on Nov 20, 2005 11:37AM]
Nov 20, 2005

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