jessewestend

have you ever been in the shower and thought, hey thanks ashley, I couldn't reach that myself?

you know what?

I am lucky.

Despite my high opinion of myself I feel so lucky to have this girl. And its not because she is hot, the girl you see is not the girl I see. I see the nerdy, sweet, loving girl who likes bad movies and champagne for no reason. I see the girl willing to drive 5 hours to see me...
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This is a song that I wrote after a psychotic encounter at work with a 51 yr old black man named ricky. He is the most negative person I have ever met, but i swallow his racism (towards black, white, "them yella motha fuckers" and so on). I swallow his sexism, because he is so antiquated and fucking wrong that its a wonder he isn't...
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utlimecia has won. the universe is destroyed. the gay little game over screen with the feather and broken gun has prevailed.
this poem sums up how I feel.
not really a haiku but I'm in a hurry:

All my snacks are consumed
and my lungs are black.
a video game taunts me.

1021 AM update.

I have reached the spire of Ultimecia's castle and am now fully prepared to globally dominate that soul stealing time compressing shape shifting sorceress once and for all. I have fully powered my Guardian Forces, and raised my stats to an impressive height. My Magic has been suped up and my items have been combined to create bigger better items with sexier...
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1016pm Update of Relief
She's home.
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311 PM UPDATE of DOOM/joy/

ff8 used for psx- 9.00
24 small chocolate donuts- 2.00
32 oz. MT Dew Code RED - .53
1 can vienna sausages - .25
Finding a cheap alternative to Packing/Moving all day- Priceless.

I am such a nerd.
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This song started out barely serious and then went into over drive towards the...
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Ok I just put like two hundred pics in 4 galleries in the camping group. Go and look and love and comment and stuff.

PS. Ani rocks my asshole when she pops up on my itunes tuned to random.

PPS.
I have decided to post one of my old SB sets a week since so many of you are new to my world. Click the...
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Ok, I'm a nervous wreck. I haven't heard from my girlfriend,Poison, since monday night and she is in Cancun with that god damn hurricane and I'm seriously losing it. My chest hurts and I can't concentrate. Be ok Kitten, please. I miss her so much and this only makes it so much worse.... I had no idea how important to me she was...
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::::EDIT:::: I just bought an icee and a candy bar by myself and I didn't know who to hand it to while I grabbed my wallet, and I don't know who to give half the milky way to. And I stood there just completely confused because like the last twenty gas stations have been with Ashley by my side and... god damnit I had no...
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tired.
girlfriend pretty.
new friends awesome.
back painful.
hair finally cut, I look pretty.
all is full of love.


also, did a little friend cleaning.sorry. more to come.

edited to add... SHUT UP PAUL ANI IS ON TV QUIT BEING CRAZY FOR FIVE SECONDS FHKSFJHSJKF:HW":IOFWE

and... I miss you too boo boo/

OK we were soo ahead of schedule and then we ended up at a flying J truck stop talking shit and looking at SG on a laptop. SO here we sit, my beautiful poison throwabomb and kalidoom.

this is the strangest road trip of all time.

by the way pumpkin, poison is down...