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My balls hurt.

Ouch.

So we got drunkand watched kung fu, like I do way too often and as I was leaving Matt (who does kung fu) challenged me to a fight. So for the next thirty minutes we meet each other blow for blow and I decided to make my move. I feign an attack and wait for the counter, he comes at me...
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pumpkin:
yes, that indeed really sucks. I'll just put those simple words to express such gratitude, and remind us about Spun, which was a great movie: ' that's gotta hurt'.
sadfaceclown:
I had a head on racing accident once and the center harness (comes up around your groin) totally squashed my nuts! My right testicle swelled to twice the size of the left one. I totally thought I was going to pass out and it was really hard to catch my breath.

That happened four years ago and it still hurts sometimes.
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I honestly just wanna say that this makes me melt like ice cream in July.

Ari
said on
December 03, 2005 @ 8:35PM

Jesse...
Just... ........ wow.

Smiles, all smiles babe.

I miss you.

I still dont have a computer. It's in the process of comming back to life, and regaining all the programs back on it.

Sighhhhhh. I'm on my roomates laptop, and I...
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nexttuesday:
psssst...

i did as you requested a couple days ago

figure it out tongue
thefreddy:
ahhhhhhhhhh

That's sweeter than chocolate dipped in honeybiggrin

Hmm can't think of any sweet comment that I had. Nobody likes mefrown

Actually I had this one from Cairo:

"Unfuckable? Surely not! You're too cute. "

Eh...it's something.
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after a full night of customers seeing my photography sitting out and me happily pointing to Ari and saying "that's my girl friend. isn't she amazing? biggrin " I get home to no voicemails, no comments, no messages, no emails, no love...

I'm not panning for comments from you guys, or even attention from her, I'm just tired. You know? So fucking tired I can hardly...
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lexie:
what a sappy young man you are wink
ari:
Jesse...
Just... ........ wow.

Smiles, all smiles babe.

I miss you.

I still dont have a computer. It's in the process of comming back to life, and regaining all the programs back on it.

Sighhhhhh. I'm on my roomates laptop, and I had to pretty much pry her off of it.

I can't even hear your songs.......
But I feel your words, and I really really know.

........................................

I love you.

[Edited on Dec 03, 2005 8:36PM]
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marigold:
you made him look like a cabbage patch kid.
marigold:
biggrin
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daniofthedead:
smelly
girthy:
lucky bastard, I've been lusting after one of those things for quite some time now.

I'm definatly gonna have to see this web comic when you get crackin on it. I've been planning a web comic for a while, I just need to get illustrator so I can do some kick ass vectors.
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laurel:
thank you, naked hot boy. smile

confused
heatherann:
YAY! We can go and have coffee and dinner and Guinness!
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URGENT...EMERGENCY... URGENT...EMERGENCY
SO URGENT URGENT URGENT EMERGENCY

1st of all, jwe loves chicago.

2ndly I would like know something from ALL of you.

What is your favorite jwe drawing, hrmmm?

post it in a comment.

Drawings for Review Here
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gangstaswan:
I realize this isn't in the folder you wanted us to pick from. But the picture I'm thinking of is either this or something very similar.

http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/7/74/5747/52015/598362.jpg

Otherwise, I'd like any of the Ari ones. I hope I didn't bring up bad memories with my original choice.
thefreddy:
--thanks. I love Chicago too. Expect for the politicians wink

--Well, I'm drunk right now.

--Actually, I like the "frozen" drawing the most. I would elaborate, but it'll just come all discombobulated and shit.
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daniofthedead:
and daniofthedead wishes she was tooo kiss
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Dear Penis,
thanks for all the good times. thanks for all the things I haven't had to worry about in life. thanks for all the looks and comments when I don the tight jeans. thanks for everything...

but seriously, take a vacation or something. I'm gonna get fucking tendinitis over here, the wrist and and the calves are starting to get pissed. California is in...
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cricket:
youre coming to la??
dyme:
i'll be waiting to see some art when you can get around to it hun. smile
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my heart wants to grow, but my chest may be too small, I can feel it pounding like a fist against a wall and I want to let you know how its all gone wrong but it's so much easier to sing along.
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destro:
i'm quite prepared. biggrin
nic:
I chose your rapechicken screen name tonight and you were't about. Proving all my AIM points.

Must do better

PS on a scale of 1 to 10 i am approx 11123976655 drunk


[Edited on Nov 25, 2005 8:13PM]
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Jeans too tight.

on the dance floor
she reached around my waist
and found inches more
than she had bargained for
holy shit she said
and I just smiled
and replied yup
and continued to dance more.
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ari:
smile

Hahahaha!

Sexy, babe.
mistressminx:
hawt!
lurve it!