jerzey

I know that this is old, but it is still amazing.

Subject: Engineering Problem .

A backhoe weighing 8 tons is on top of a flatbed trailer and heading east on Interstate 70 near Hays, Kansas USA at 65mph. The extended shovel arm is made of hardened refined steel and the approaching overpass is made of commercial-grade concrete, reinforced with 1 1/2 inch steel rebar...
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Once, as a kid, I petted a butterfly. It almost imediatly flew away. I looked down at my fingers and noticed it left behind its colors and a terrable stink. Guess that they only like to be looked at. If you get any closer they tend to fly away and leave you covered in shit.

Fortune Cookie told me something today: "Now is the time to make new friends." Why do I agree?

Day two of listening to Sun's sales pitches. If I happen to hear them say "You will find no one more Open than us" one more time, I think I will barf. I didn't realize SuSE was so proprietary...

New DJ on the radio this morning so I woke up early, did some chores, surfed the web, ate some breakfast. It is now the time that I usualy wake up which means that I am late for work, as usual. I guess that means I am on time.

But still, new DJs. Lets see how many get kicked off the air for playing inapropiate...
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Insert generic statement of disdain for a whole regardless of the occasional bright spots within here.

Is that a little more clear?

Fuck You.

After a stern nudging to pad out my page I decided to look for something to put here.

Friday night, I get a phone call.
Friend: Doing anything tomorrow?
Self: Like what?
Friend: RenFest!
Self: What time?
Friend: Morning around 10-11. I'll Drive and you can sleep in the back seat on the way up.
Self: The one in Tuxedo?
Friend: Yeah.
Self: Ok, give...
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