jerseyxxpride

dear pennsylvania,

so heres the thing....i live in the middle of the woods. there is a mountain lion stalking my house. when i called you, you told me "it must be a dog"......... b/c i understand that our state gets paid by other states to take mtn lions so they can "control our deer population" but you guys dont like to actually acknowledge their existence. however, you were real quick to tell me "even tho, its not there, if you kill it, youll go to jail" so here are my questions to you, pennsylvania:
first.....how can i kill and be sent to jail for something that doesnt exist?
second......are you aware that a mountain lion will eat me?
third.....when it does eat me, are you going to blame my dogs b/c they are big scary pitbulls and then put them down?

if anybody would like to come over and kill a mountain lion for me, that would be great....b/c he eats my trash, sits in the road and eyes me b/c i look delicious....and i cant put my dogs out in their pen b/c said lion will eat them.


please pennsylvania, i wont tattle on you. i dont care if you dont want people to know that we have a lion problem...i would just like my dogs to be able to piss and shit without fear that mommy is going to get eaten. thats all.


love, laura






dear suicide girls world,
when the mountain lion eats me, please dont let pennsylvania tell the world my big scary pitbulls attacked me.
love, laura.