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jerry031

Burlington, KY

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Friday Aug 01, 2003

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Just got back from the Perfect Circle concert and let me just say it RAWKED. Can you hear the ringing in my ears??? 'Cause I sure as shit can. Oh, and Maynard told a joke. Who wants to hear it??? Nobody? Too bad, here goes:

This duck walks in to a grocery store and asks the grocer, "Do you have any cheese?" and the grocer says, "No, now get the fuck out of here!" So the next day the duck walks into the same grocery store and asks the grocer, "do you have any cheese?" And the grocer says, "Didn't I tell you no yesterday? Get the fuck out...NOW!" and out the duck walks. The third day the duck walks in and says, "Do you have any cheese?", and the grocer says, "I've told you twice already and I'll not tell you again, NO! And if you come in here asking for cheese again, I'm going to staple your feet to the floor!" Well, the next day the duck walks in and asks, "Hey, you got any staples?" The grocer says "No." And the duck says, "Got any cheese?" puke
katie_:
Ha. Maynard is a dork. I hope he has a different joke for the show on Sunday.
Aug 1, 2003
yawf:
heard that one hehe,
my favorite is a horribly bad joke...

two muffins are in an oven
first one turns to the second on
and says "damn it's hot in here!"
second one turns to the first one and says,
"Holy Shit, a talking muffin!"

hehehehehe
Aug 2, 2003

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