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Random Thoughts given by Me.

Punisher War Zone this week. That's going to be great.

Two exams I have to take online for the same class this week. That's not going to be so great, but I'll have to pull through!

I just realized that being a "player" and "playing the game" actually had some connection to it recently. I was totally surprised I did not catch those two sooner.

For every consequence, there is a sore butt cheek.

A mother came to Ghandi and asked if he could tell her son to stop eating sugar. He told her to come back in two weeks. After those two weeks, the mother came back with her son and Ghandi told the little boy, "Stop eating sugar". Perplexed, the woman asked Ghandi, "Why did you not say that before"? Ghandi replied, "Because two weeks ago, I was eating sugar."

"Stop acting Smart." Who the Hell came up with this idiom? Or "Don't be smart"? Do you want me to act dumb? Supposedly, that's why your yelling at me right? So I answer back, you want me to reply back with a 'dumb' answer rather than a 'smart' answer? I will point my finger at the past during Slavery times when slaves were not allowed to be educated. Chris Rock explained it best i believe.

Itchy. Tasty.

This sentence is true only if it is false.

When you have it, don't share it.
When you share it, you don't have it.
What is it?

Einstein is a Genius. And it is not through his science.

This is why America is amazing: