My 'announcement' is also going to be my subject for this blog for January 17th (I'm in the UK currently, so my time is a little FUBAR):
Today I turn 30 - BRING IT THE FUCK ON!!!!
So, 30 years ago today, little 'Jericho' was born. I believe it was a Thursday, but don't quote me on that, because I was too busy crying. This was partly because I was taken from the awesome domicile that is the womb, but also because I was taken out using forceps, where the doctors promptly cracked my head open. I guess British maternal doctoring takes after British dentistry!
Anyhoos, fast forward 30 years and here I am. In retrospect, on paper, my last 30 years, for the most part, have been super bum. Thats glass half empty. So fuck the glass! At the end of the day, the last 30 years have brought me to this point in time, with this way of thinking. So in that sense, I'm happy for what I have experienced.
No more retrospect! Lets talk about the future and where 'Jericho' goes from here. I want...NO!, I am GOING TO make my Thirties life defining. When I'm old, gray and pissing in my pants, and people ask me what the best period of my life was, I am going to say my Thirties without hesitation! My memories of the Thirties are not going to just be happy, They are going to be exciting, fun, sexy, humorous, arousing and overall, memorable.
In my Thirties, I'm going to have fun. I'm going to enjoy myself. I'm going to let loose but learn to deal with responsibility once and for all. I'm going to look after myself better, both physically and mentally. I have to, it's now or never. I'm going to buy a fucking house! I'm going to have a boatload more sex!!!! I'm going to push myself like never before. I'm going to deal with loss and grieve, but I'm going to do it with an air of strength and manhood I have never possessed before. I am going to live life like a rockstar, like the king of the world, and like the awesome fucking dude I know I am. I am going to grow up, but with the youthful exuberance that only I have. I am going to be in control, I am not going to give up, and I am going to take over this world, because it is mine for the taking!
I am throwing down a challenge, right here, right now. This challenge goes out, not just to myself, but also to YOU, my SG friends. Push me! Push me into a new life, new experiences and new challenges. Sometimes I get comfortable and 'safe', so you may need to give me a swift poke or a big kick in the arse. If it is needed, please, for the love of God, do it! I want you along for the ride.
To quote Don Cheadle in one of my favorite movies, 'Oceans 11':
'Alright chaps, 'ang on to yer knickers!'
Today I turn 30 - BRING IT THE FUCK ON!!!!
So, 30 years ago today, little 'Jericho' was born. I believe it was a Thursday, but don't quote me on that, because I was too busy crying. This was partly because I was taken from the awesome domicile that is the womb, but also because I was taken out using forceps, where the doctors promptly cracked my head open. I guess British maternal doctoring takes after British dentistry!
Anyhoos, fast forward 30 years and here I am. In retrospect, on paper, my last 30 years, for the most part, have been super bum. Thats glass half empty. So fuck the glass! At the end of the day, the last 30 years have brought me to this point in time, with this way of thinking. So in that sense, I'm happy for what I have experienced.
No more retrospect! Lets talk about the future and where 'Jericho' goes from here. I want...NO!, I am GOING TO make my Thirties life defining. When I'm old, gray and pissing in my pants, and people ask me what the best period of my life was, I am going to say my Thirties without hesitation! My memories of the Thirties are not going to just be happy, They are going to be exciting, fun, sexy, humorous, arousing and overall, memorable.
In my Thirties, I'm going to have fun. I'm going to enjoy myself. I'm going to let loose but learn to deal with responsibility once and for all. I'm going to look after myself better, both physically and mentally. I have to, it's now or never. I'm going to buy a fucking house! I'm going to have a boatload more sex!!!! I'm going to push myself like never before. I'm going to deal with loss and grieve, but I'm going to do it with an air of strength and manhood I have never possessed before. I am going to live life like a rockstar, like the king of the world, and like the awesome fucking dude I know I am. I am going to grow up, but with the youthful exuberance that only I have. I am going to be in control, I am not going to give up, and I am going to take over this world, because it is mine for the taking!
I am throwing down a challenge, right here, right now. This challenge goes out, not just to myself, but also to YOU, my SG friends. Push me! Push me into a new life, new experiences and new challenges. Sometimes I get comfortable and 'safe', so you may need to give me a swift poke or a big kick in the arse. If it is needed, please, for the love of God, do it! I want you along for the ride.
To quote Don Cheadle in one of my favorite movies, 'Oceans 11':
'Alright chaps, 'ang on to yer knickers!'
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hollystar:
hey !!
missv:
Okay.. so it's been a little more then a month since your birthday. What have you done crazy so far? 