The sex is best in the Midwest. Because there's not much else to do but fuck. So we do it for fun. We're not trying to impress anyone or climb any social ladders. Nope. We're all just trying to cum. Because it's a half hour before the Simpsons are on and there's not enough money for weed until tomorrow.
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