Mary and I laughed so hard tonight that I could hardly breathe and we both were crying.
All because I said I put my big toe in her dog's ass and cut up its anus with my freakishly long toenail. That turned into me carving my initials into the dog's ass, then just this spiralling down of ass related jokes. Holy fuck was that fun.
All because I said I put my big toe in her dog's ass and cut up its anus with my freakishly long toenail. That turned into me carving my initials into the dog's ass, then just this spiralling down of ass related jokes. Holy fuck was that fun.