jeremyejones

You! Watch this!
I maded a new short for you. My friend Scott helped. So did Zack, Mike, and VJ. And Vicky, of course. And Optimus Prime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uonPxdNSDZ8


Enjoy it, then make your friends enjoy it. Thats right. BE my street team. Spread the word.

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I remember this guy!

http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-81299-Jetfire-Transformers-Voyager/dp/B000IJPJJU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1205317868&sr=1-1

JETFIRE!

He was very special to me.

I used him as my secret treasure chest. In his spaceship form he had like a little cargo storage area, and I hid special stuff inside him and kept him under my bed. I remember I had a plungered, sealed, dated and labelled test tube containing my cowlick that I'd cut off,...
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Why I Only Lasted a Year As the Assistant English Professor at DePauw University

J: I've decided to pronounce my last name as "Hhhhhhhhhyo-nez" from now on, starting this very moment.

E: Why?

J: Because it has flair.

E: You already have flair. Also, what's another good word for "demolish?"

J: Destructify.

E: You're very flairful I'm not putting destructify in a newspaper article.

J:...
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Things I will never afford that I very much would like to have for varying reasons:

Cintiq Wacom Drawing Tablet (for the webcomic I wanna do):
http://www.wacom.com/cintiq/12WX.cfm

Gretsch White Falcon (for playing all those songs I never finish writing):
http://www.guitarcenter.com/Gretsch-Guitars-G6136T-White-Falcon-with-Bigsby-102548245-i1147114.gc

Hellboy holster Belt and Samaritan Gun (for totally showing up other fanboys at Wondercon):

http://www.alteregocomics.com/store/catalog/Hellboy_Holster_and_Belt_Set-p-4589.html
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=hellboy_props&item=8911

(A ten pound giant-ass gun!)

Special Edition Lego Milennium...
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Heath Ledger is dead.

Kid was only twenty-eight years old. It's a damn shame.

I know this has likely been reiterated thousandfold all over the internetz already, and I know I don't typically ever write about actual news or events outside my own exploits, but the guy mattered to me. When I woke up, I'd already gotten three emails, two text messages, and several IMs...
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How often does one end up singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in the car at the top of their lungs on the way to Target to go "shopping together" with their also completely straight, cowboy boot wearing flatmate? At least once a week, lately.

I left my new home last night around two in the morning. I had been thinking about re-shearing my hair, but didn't want to make a mess in the bathroom. So, I concluded that instead I should make sure I do it in the shower, with the water running continuously, so it would keep washing the hair down and never clog. Then I realize how...
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I left my new home last night around two in the morning. I had been thinking about re-shearing my hair, but didn't want to make a mess in the bathroom. So, I concluded that instead I should make sure I do it in the shower, with the water running continuously, so it would keep washing the hair down and never clog. Then I realize how...
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First up, the Tokyo Xmas music video for the Whiskey Avengers. My buddy Ethan directed and I was the fight choreographer/stunt santa/nerd elf/costume designer:

http://www.whiskeyavengers.com/videos/tokyoxmas_320x240.wmv

And now, the painful part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78e-KDmZRkM

My first ever appearance as a stand-up comedian. So, here's the story:

Last Thursday night, my friend Luke suddenly informs me that I'm scheduled to be doing standup at his bi-weekly show on Sunday...
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