jeremyejones

Things I will never afford that I very much would like to have for varying reasons:

Cintiq Wacom Drawing Tablet (for the webcomic I wanna do):
http://www.wacom.com/cintiq/12WX.cfm

Gretsch White Falcon (for playing all those songs I never finish writing):
http://www.guitarcenter.com/Gretsch-Guitars-G6136T-White-Falcon-with-Bigsby-102548245-i1147114.gc

Hellboy holster Belt and Samaritan Gun (for totally showing up other fanboys at Wondercon):

http://www.alteregocomics.com/store/catalog/Hellboy_Holster_and_Belt_Set-p-4589.html
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=hellboy_props&item=8911

(A ten pound giant-ass gun!)

Special Edition Lego Milennium Falcon (because I like Lego, and spaceships):
http://shop.lego.com/ByCategory/Product.aspx?p=10179&cn=233&d=263

d30 Superhero Gear (fabrics that harden and protect in response to impact and puncture)(for superhero-ing):
http://d3olab.com/products.php?section=4

Night Vision Monocular (also for superhero-ing):
http://www.binoculars.com/monoculars/night-vision-monoculars/newconoptikphantom15023x42generation2nightvisionscope.cfmnavbar=a

Fire/Chem Proof Nomex Gear (to be sewn into the lining on top of the D30 gear and then covered by kevlar to complete superhero evil-fighting suit):
http://www.damascusgear.com/section/products/hoods/index.html

Um, so... it seems my "things I wish I had" list is fast turning into an admission of my secret vigilante crimefighter plans... So, that's where I'll stop for now.

I mean, you guys know me. It's not like I've spent my life learning how to perfect my body and master multiple weapon and hand-to-hand combat styles or become and expert archer or anything... Me? A vigilante? Ha! Heh. Hm.