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Thursday Oct 04, 2007

Oct 4, 2007
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Just a Thought, #113:

It is not polite, during a sexual encounter, to shout at your partner, "Commence docking procedures!," complete with sound effects.

It's also not polite, shortly thereafter in said encounter, to frantically call out, "Abort and withdraw! Abort and withdraw!" and run away.

Just a thought.

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