jeremyejones

Jesse: Could you smash a coffee cup with your bare hands?

Jeremy: Well, I can smash the hopes and dreams of a child with but a word, so why not?

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I was crossing the street just now headed back to the hotel with a box of pizza when suddenly a girl ran from across the street and up to me.

"Hey, can I have a slice?"
"Oh, sorry, I would, but there's only three and it's for the security guys I got it..."
"Aw, come on, please?"
"I'm sorry, I really would..."

She shifted about a little, and then jumped, pointing.

"I remember you! You're Batman!"
"?"
"You're Batman! We had a moment! Remember?"
"I... don't, I'm sorry."
"Come on, we had a MOMENT!"

And now I'm really, really, trying to remember. And I can see her eyes watering up a bit. Then she exclaims, "Oh, you don't remember! Forget it! Moments are for the birds!" And storms off.

Also, I'm Batman.