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I have these little powdery packet things that turn water into fruit juice. They're pretty amazing. Only 5 calories and all that flavor rocking my mouth. And no sugar? WTF, mate... Surely this wonderful sandy substance must have some side effect.

It makes me wonder if I could supplement the fruit powder for the cheese powder when I make macaroni, and get, like, Grapearoni.

Or Bananaroni.

Or Manseedaroni.

I bet Orangaroni would work well. I mean, people eat orange flavored duck, right? So why not orange noodles? Or maybe that's just my misunderstanding. That is what Duck ala Orange is, right? I don't know, fancy people are always ordering it in the movies.
herbancowboy:
I don't know about fruity noodles, but remember that scene in L.A. Story where Patrick Stewart's character asks Steve Martin's character "You think that you can have the duck with a financial statement like this? "
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