jeremyejones

Coming soon! It's the long-awaited sequel to the classic Western none of you have actually even seen yet! It's Samuel - Part II!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6IIM26209E

Scott and I gots a place. It's pretty sweet. We live out in the Richmond district of SF. It's about ten minutes from the ocean and the Cliff House, walking. Twenty from the zoo. There's a vintage theater round the corner and a taqueria. A Safeway and a Delano's market both in walking distance. Right off of 37th and Geary, so the bus runs 24/7....
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Check it!




Scott, Zack, Scott's pops and I put together this nifty little trailer to Scott's dream western for you. We're gonna use this to hopefully get some investors to help us make the full length piece. Anyway, you should leave lots of comments on the Youtube page at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ21ivMCPs4
and also, you know, get as many people as you can to check it out....
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TRIUMPH!

As of five minutes ago, I managed to suck out the contents of an entire Yoplait yogurt cup using only my mouth.

Go team!

And by team, I mean me.

You! Watch this!
I maded a new short for you. My friend Scott helped. So did Zack, Mike, and VJ. And Vicky, of course. And Optimus Prime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uonPxdNSDZ8


Enjoy it, then make your friends enjoy it. Thats right. BE my street team. Spread the word.

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I remember this guy!

http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-81299-Jetfire-Transformers-Voyager/dp/B000IJPJJU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1205317868&sr=1-1

JETFIRE!

He was very special to me.

I used him as my secret treasure chest. In his spaceship form he had like a little cargo storage area, and I hid special stuff inside him and kept him under my bed. I remember I had a plungered, sealed, dated and labelled test tube containing my cowlick that I'd cut off,...
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Why I Only Lasted a Year As the Assistant English Professor at DePauw University

J: I've decided to pronounce my last name as "Hhhhhhhhhyo-nez" from now on, starting this very moment.

E: Why?

J: Because it has flair.

E: You already have flair. Also, what's another good word for "demolish?"

J: Destructify.

E: You're very flairful I'm not putting destructify in a newspaper article.

J:...
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Things I will never afford that I very much would like to have for varying reasons:

Cintiq Wacom Drawing Tablet (for the webcomic I wanna do):
http://www.wacom.com/cintiq/12WX.cfm

Gretsch White Falcon (for playing all those songs I never finish writing):
http://www.guitarcenter.com/Gretsch-Guitars-G6136T-White-Falcon-with-Bigsby-102548245-i1147114.gc

Hellboy holster Belt and Samaritan Gun (for totally showing up other fanboys at Wondercon):

http://www.alteregocomics.com/store/catalog/Hellboy_Holster_and_Belt_Set-p-4589.html
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=hellboy_props&item=8911

(A ten pound giant-ass gun!)

Special Edition Lego Milennium...
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Heath Ledger is dead.

Kid was only twenty-eight years old. It's a damn shame.

I know this has likely been reiterated thousandfold all over the internetz already, and I know I don't typically ever write about actual news or events outside my own exploits, but the guy mattered to me. When I woke up, I'd already gotten three emails, two text messages, and several IMs...
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How often does one end up singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in the car at the top of their lungs on the way to Target to go "shopping together" with their also completely straight, cowboy boot wearing flatmate? At least once a week, lately.

I left my new home last night around two in the morning. I had been thinking about re-shearing my hair, but didn't want to make a mess in the bathroom. So, I concluded that instead I should make sure I do it in the shower, with the water running continuously, so it would keep washing the hair down and never clog. Then I realize how...
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