jerawyn

So--KNOWING that i wasn't going to get much of a massage tomorrow at the party, i stopped by and saw "The Man" today and got in an hour of heaven. *sigh* It's completely selfish, i know, but i'm thinking ahead, and in a backhanded way--will be putting LaLa first tomorrow by not jonesing while she's getting the rubdown of her life. See?--i can be a good friend.

So instead i'll be doing my best "drinking Patsy or Edwina Monsoon" while the women sip cocktails thru their penis straws, frost their penis cupcakes with icing toasted coconut, etc.--there had better be chocolate!

I just found out that Everything is "penis" themed--oh dear god. I hear there's a "pin the dick on the man" game...*crying for my friends...no, actually, crying for me* That's me in the corner with a rolled sticky J and a bottle of Mumm's poured in a 32oz. plastic cup. Yeah, complete denial--med-di-ca-ted for the shame! LOL

I had to apologise to the massuse in advance AGAIN today because i'm kinda horrified about the decorations. He says it's okay--but seriously--What are we? 14? (the chances of him getting nekkie and dancing on the tables are just getting slimmer and slimmer...hahaa. No. i couldn't do that to him--he sees ME nekked--i'm sure that's plenty of trauma for that young person to bear.

*repeats like a calming mantra* "He likes me, he'll still have me as a client after all this. Nothing bad will happen."

--he better, or I gets to kick some girl ass!