jennifererin

What fucks me up is living in this redneck hell hole called Stafford. To show my love for the local fuck heads I have messed with the lyrics to the local sluts "theme song"- Redneck woman by Gretchen Wilson.....have at it bitches....

Oh I have always been the Barbie doll type,

Oh I can't stand that Bud Light beer, I'd rather cape cods all night,

In D.C., or in a crowded club, or in my mansion on the lake,

I have posters on my wall of Bettie, Amina and Aiki

Nobody looks down on me, if they do they look like shit,

I'll just sit there in my boyfriend's car with my Chanel sunglasses on my head,

Cuz' I'm no redneck woman I am a high class broad,

I'm a product of the Yankees and I yell "whats up" and "HOOORRRAAHHH",

And I don't leave my christmas lights on my ficus all year long,

And I will fuck with every word in this redneck country song,

So here's to all my sisters who are keepin' it classy,

Let me get a big "Fuck Yeah" from the punk rock girls like me

HEEEELLLL YEEEEAAAAHHH