Today was a shitfest.
I forgot my fucking smokes at home when I left for work. FML already.
Then I look in my mailbox and I have a fuucking outstanding bill from the library that my ex wracked up on my account- IM ALREADY IN DEBT YOU FUCKING DICK FUCK THIS IS WHY I DUMPED YER LOSER ASS CAUSE YOU CANNOT EVEN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR FUCKING OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS- BETTER YET YOU CANT EVEN FUUUCKING RETURN THEM.
So yeah, I just got home and wrote a nice email to him AND HIS FATHER TO ENSURE SOMETHING IS DONE ABOUT IT SINCE HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. I will take his whiny fucking emo ass to court for this money. You think I'm making a big deal- ITS LIKE 500 DOLLARS
NO FUCKING JOKE
500 FUCKING DOLLARS
HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE EVEN MANAGE TO RUN UP 500 BUCKS IN FUCKING LIBRARY FEES?!
FUCKING LOSER.
anyways....
yeah so I go to work and i want to die already.
and I have 8 bucks in my bank.
and I complain and ask when I am supposed to get paid.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET PAID YESTERDAY
So I call my bank. THEY NEVER FUCKING PAID ME THOSE YELLOW FUCKING BASTARDS.
But it was too bussyyy for shaun (assistant manager) TO CALL YELLOW AND BITCH FOR ME.
SO NOW IM POOR FOR NO FUCKING REASON I WANT MY FUCKING 350 BUCKS YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.
FUUUUCK
Then I go outside to bum a smoke... AND IT STARTS POURING ALL OF A SUDDEN.
Within 4 seconds I was drenched
I was like FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK.
So I go back inside
AND FALL DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKING STAIRS.
YES FAAALL DOOOWN THE STAAAIRS.
And hurt my fuuucking spinal cord. So I went back to work a fucking cripple with my pathetic lunch I bought with my remaining monies on card.
THEN THEEEEEEEEEEEN TO END IT ALL, and not to mention all the bitchass loser customers... I CUT MY FINGER AND MY RING GIVES ME AN ALLERGIC REACTION. My thumb turned fuucking green then I got hives all over my arm. And I was flipping out like I was gonna fucking strangle someone.
So I went home early.
On my way home the usual garage fuckass loser men come out to talk to me. AS ALWAYS FUCK.
And theyre like "we think you've had a bad day"
and I was like "YEAH I HAD A FUUUCKING BAD DAAAY FUUCK"
and stormed off.
I hope that causes them to stop talking to me.
SO BASICALLY.... I FUUCKING HATE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
and my dad never did groceries
and I'm like 6000 in debt
and I want to curl into a ball and drink vodka until I pass out.
but it is yoga day... so Ima chill.. have a smoke.. wait for Jason to get home... scream about my horrible day then relax doing my yoga.
I'll try again tomorrow world, but today I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!
I forgot my fucking smokes at home when I left for work. FML already.
Then I look in my mailbox and I have a fuucking outstanding bill from the library that my ex wracked up on my account- IM ALREADY IN DEBT YOU FUCKING DICK FUCK THIS IS WHY I DUMPED YER LOSER ASS CAUSE YOU CANNOT EVEN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR FUCKING OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS- BETTER YET YOU CANT EVEN FUUUCKING RETURN THEM.
So yeah, I just got home and wrote a nice email to him AND HIS FATHER TO ENSURE SOMETHING IS DONE ABOUT IT SINCE HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. I will take his whiny fucking emo ass to court for this money. You think I'm making a big deal- ITS LIKE 500 DOLLARS
NO FUCKING JOKE
500 FUCKING DOLLARS
HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE EVEN MANAGE TO RUN UP 500 BUCKS IN FUCKING LIBRARY FEES?!
FUCKING LOSER.
anyways....
yeah so I go to work and i want to die already.
and I have 8 bucks in my bank.
and I complain and ask when I am supposed to get paid.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET PAID YESTERDAY
So I call my bank. THEY NEVER FUCKING PAID ME THOSE YELLOW FUCKING BASTARDS.
But it was too bussyyy for shaun (assistant manager) TO CALL YELLOW AND BITCH FOR ME.
SO NOW IM POOR FOR NO FUCKING REASON I WANT MY FUCKING 350 BUCKS YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.
FUUUUCK
Then I go outside to bum a smoke... AND IT STARTS POURING ALL OF A SUDDEN.
Within 4 seconds I was drenched
I was like FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK.
So I go back inside
AND FALL DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKING STAIRS.
YES FAAALL DOOOWN THE STAAAIRS.
And hurt my fuuucking spinal cord. So I went back to work a fucking cripple with my pathetic lunch I bought with my remaining monies on card.
THEN THEEEEEEEEEEEN TO END IT ALL, and not to mention all the bitchass loser customers... I CUT MY FINGER AND MY RING GIVES ME AN ALLERGIC REACTION. My thumb turned fuucking green then I got hives all over my arm. And I was flipping out like I was gonna fucking strangle someone.
So I went home early.
On my way home the usual garage fuckass loser men come out to talk to me. AS ALWAYS FUCK.
And theyre like "we think you've had a bad day"
and I was like "YEAH I HAD A FUUUCKING BAD DAAAY FUUCK"
and stormed off.
I hope that causes them to stop talking to me.
SO BASICALLY.... I FUUCKING HATE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
and my dad never did groceries
and I'm like 6000 in debt
and I want to curl into a ball and drink vodka until I pass out.
but it is yoga day... so Ima chill.. have a smoke.. wait for Jason to get home... scream about my horrible day then relax doing my yoga.
I'll try again tomorrow world, but today I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!
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gaboramone:
Fucked up day! be patient and don't lose your head yet! I happens to everybody... 'bout that guy, fucking slap him and kick his ass! 
jaybugg:
Your blog makes you sound even crazier than me 