I am curious as to
a) why I have 17 friend requests from people I have never spoken to on the site and did not bother to send an IM or nothing
b) why guys keep hitting on me in IMs. Here is some advice: if you are going to hit on a girl on SG it would be wise to read through their profile first- yknow to see if you actually like them or not? no? Oh and in reading through this profile you may come across some especially valuable information; such as THAT THEY HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
So boys, some private messaging me your... uhm compliments... because I will not reply so it really is a waste of your time; also I just find it slightly insulting that you did not even try to get to know me before telling me how amazing I am. Shame on you you shallow bastards.
I am terrified of reflections of Jason in the door.
quotes from today:
"Honey, I'm choking on cock, it is hard NOT to swallow"
I am too drunk to make sock monkies
and Jason getting me to try his nasty ovaltine
"what you don't like it?" "I dont even know why you like it!"
which I thought was bloody hilarious but I'm messed up from too much sex so go figure.
back to fishville.
a) why I have 17 friend requests from people I have never spoken to on the site and did not bother to send an IM or nothing
b) why guys keep hitting on me in IMs. Here is some advice: if you are going to hit on a girl on SG it would be wise to read through their profile first- yknow to see if you actually like them or not? no? Oh and in reading through this profile you may come across some especially valuable information; such as THAT THEY HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
So boys, some private messaging me your... uhm compliments... because I will not reply so it really is a waste of your time; also I just find it slightly insulting that you did not even try to get to know me before telling me how amazing I am. Shame on you you shallow bastards.
I am terrified of reflections of Jason in the door.
quotes from today:
"Honey, I'm choking on cock, it is hard NOT to swallow"
I am too drunk to make sock monkies
and Jason getting me to try his nasty ovaltine
"what you don't like it?" "I dont even know why you like it!"
which I thought was bloody hilarious but I'm messed up from too much sex so go figure.
back to fishville.
deuteranopia:
Hmm.. I have like 5 friend requests from random Chilean girl, none of which I've ever spoken to. Also, I'm pretty sure that only like four people on this site actually read profiles. Mine could be written in crayon and no one would ever notice.
photojournalist:
i have not met you yet but lets try this whole talking thing... hello I own a sock monkey who stuffing is falling out (tears)