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tonight, bring your taxidermy projects and used-battery sculptures to...

Comedy Show & Tell

Monday, September 12
Pete's Candy Store in Williamsburg
7:30pm
FREE

Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top young comedians with old-fashioned Show & Tell, just like back in grade school. Everyone, bring a silly item for show & tell!

Directions to Pete's: Take the L train to the second stop in...
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Bring your old Boy Scout badges and your brand-new buttplugs to....

"Comedy Show & Tell" at Pete's Candy Store

TONIGHT, Monday, August 29
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St. in Williamsburg
www.petescandystore.com
7:30-8:30pm
FREE

Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top young comedians with old-fashioned Show & Tell, just like back in grade school. Bring a favorite item with you to this free show...
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VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
petbot:
I got my shirt - you are my hero of pinkness and wit!
petbot:
Damn double posts!

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petbot:
I prefer this entry to the death by horse impalement one. I also like Cat Prin. Doesn't the one in the duck costume look so humiliated?
barekroell:
yep... never underestimate the power of a morning boner! it can kill... whatever
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As SweeneyTim says, serotonin makes us happy.

Need serotonin. As crappy as ever over here.
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I have seen the video of the man being fucked to death by a horse (here's an article, sans video).

I need to scrub my eyes.

It's a VIDEO. Of a man being fucked in the ass. By a horse. ON PURPOSE. With some other guy helping.

The whole thing is like one minute long. Horses are fast about it, I guess. Some guy...
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valcapone:
Jen, I'm glad you're famous. But I fear this horse video of which you speak. This is exactly why bestiality is a bad idea. Forget animal exploitation; getting killed by a horse-fucking is not what you want in your obituary.
othello:
ROTFL!!!!!!!

Dear god, I Can't stop laughing. I didn't see the video, but knowing someone got fucked to death by a horse is funny. Even funnier that it happened on purpose...
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last night's show....

hmmn...

My bit about the Campaign for Real Beauty went well tonight. (Sure, they're "real women" -- but they're hawking cellulite cream! It would be like if we ran a campaign of homeless people smiling and called it the Campaign for Real Teeth ... but in the corner, there was a logo for Crest whitestrips. The message is "love yourself ... just...
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skryche:
I totally agree with you on the Dove campaign!
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gangbangs and tomorrow night's show

I just did a tourist show at the Improv. The emcee asked what he should say to introduce me -- generally one gives a sentence or two, or if one has no particular merits to extol, one says something like "Eh, clubs and colleges," which transmutes to "Jennifer Dziura is a very funny comic; she performs at clubs and colleges...
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Ha ha! I'm on Fleshbot today!
verandi:
nicely done.

i sort of wish they'd called that fist of adonis "ebony" instead of "black." think of the comic possibilities!

but i digress.