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Sunday Apr 10, 2005

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My set at New York Comedy Club went great last night, and it was captured on video for posterity (a.k.a. my demo reel).

I have become very attached to my Schaffer the Darklord glasses, the ones I bought for my parody of "Attack of the Clonefucker," and have decided to always wear them on stage. I like the way I look in glasses, and I do actually require corrective lenses to see, but my real glasses are too heavy to wear for more than an hour or two. So, I've now adopted the practice of wearing contacts and then fake glasses. I'd like to get laser eye surgery just as soon as several thousand dollars in unmarked bills drops out of the sky, but one of the dangers of laser eye surgery is that, if your eyes haven't stopped changing, they can get worse again after the surgery and then you have to wear glasses again. I think that would be fine, though, since the new glasses would weigh approximately one-eleventy-hundredth the weight of my old ones, and also, presumably, I would be able to recognize objects like doorways, wolves, and the NYPD before even putting them on. Wearing cute little glasses to read? No problem.

In my set last night, I told some jokes about iPods, so I'm thinking I'll send a copy of my reel to Apple and see if they care. I also told jokes about that guy who mugged a baby, but I think it would be less effective to mail a DVD to, um, jail.

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