Commenting on spam headlines is a banal blog topic, but this missive proved simply irresistable:
Subject: hammer hard fuck games devoid of all taboos
That first bit, the "hammer hard fuck games" -- a bit ee cummings, no?
I feel like a phrase that evocative would've won approval in an Ivy League creative writing class; no words are wasted here.
And note, we have said "devoid of all taboos" -- not "anything goes," which leaves the mind blank of suggestion, which is so permissive as to become boring, to merely put another layer of gloss on our desensitization to the vamped-up eros of advertising and porn.
"Devoid of all taboos" reminds us of what those taboos might be -- it lifts the skirt a peek on what we might get the chance to do, all while reminding us that in other, lesser places, such things are forbidden. A flash of thigh, a hint of sadomasochistic asphyxiation -- both are sexier when the implication is that these things are not available to others, that this chance is urgent, ephemeral.
The rest of the email reads:
This site is not for the faint of heart.
Here all morals are thrown to the wind and man boldly
goes where most dare not tread. The motto here is Wet and Wild.
What happens is not your normal sex, instead hammer hard fuck games devoid of all taboos.
This is something for only the most adventurous sex pro's and lust junkies.
Hot, hard and exclusive; and all in the best picture and sound quality available.
No where else will you get a show like this; only here.
Note that we do not simply say, ingenuously: "This is Wet and Wild," but rather "The motto here is Wet and Wild," as though to imply that we are the sorts of people who don't simply advertise things as Wet and Wild, but rather we are the sorts of people who quote others, bemusedly, as having said "Wet and Wild."
The people here, we might say, as though leading an erudite sex tour, consider themselves "Wet and Wild." We would hardly take such people home to Mother, but wouldn't it be pleasant to have sex with them? Why, we should become veritable "lust junkies"!
I am willing to grant poetic license to the run-ons and unconventional semicolon use.
Hammer-hard we go, our morals thrown to the wind.
Subject: hammer hard fuck games devoid of all taboos
That first bit, the "hammer hard fuck games" -- a bit ee cummings, no?
I feel like a phrase that evocative would've won approval in an Ivy League creative writing class; no words are wasted here.
And note, we have said "devoid of all taboos" -- not "anything goes," which leaves the mind blank of suggestion, which is so permissive as to become boring, to merely put another layer of gloss on our desensitization to the vamped-up eros of advertising and porn.
"Devoid of all taboos" reminds us of what those taboos might be -- it lifts the skirt a peek on what we might get the chance to do, all while reminding us that in other, lesser places, such things are forbidden. A flash of thigh, a hint of sadomasochistic asphyxiation -- both are sexier when the implication is that these things are not available to others, that this chance is urgent, ephemeral.
The rest of the email reads:
This site is not for the faint of heart.
Here all morals are thrown to the wind and man boldly
goes where most dare not tread. The motto here is Wet and Wild.
What happens is not your normal sex, instead hammer hard fuck games devoid of all taboos.
This is something for only the most adventurous sex pro's and lust junkies.
Hot, hard and exclusive; and all in the best picture and sound quality available.
No where else will you get a show like this; only here.
Note that we do not simply say, ingenuously: "This is Wet and Wild," but rather "The motto here is Wet and Wild," as though to imply that we are the sorts of people who don't simply advertise things as Wet and Wild, but rather we are the sorts of people who quote others, bemusedly, as having said "Wet and Wild."
The people here, we might say, as though leading an erudite sex tour, consider themselves "Wet and Wild." We would hardly take such people home to Mother, but wouldn't it be pleasant to have sex with them? Why, we should become veritable "lust junkies"!
I am willing to grant poetic license to the run-ons and unconventional semicolon use.
Hammer-hard we go, our morals thrown to the wind.