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jenicomprispas

Riverside, CA

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Monday Aug 03, 2009

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I just spent the last 20 minutes chasing the cat around the apartment while jiggling my boobs at her and yelling "SHARK BOOBS!" to the tune of the Jaws Theme. My life is pretty awesome, guys! I like to think that I keep Silentryan on his toes. You never know what tune I'll be jiggling my boobs to while chasing the cat.

I spent my morning in the hospital with one of my students. She's 6 months preggo and had sudden sharp cramps in her ladybits, so we decided that an ambulance ride was in order. She was pretty scared, but she seemed OK by the time I left her at the hospital with her BF and sister. Poor baby. I'm afraid that she's going to get put on bed rest for 3 months and forget EVERYTHING she needs for her tests. Also: riding in an ambulance is like riding in a truck if you have to ride in the front and the sirens aren't on. Lame.

Ran a couple miles after work today, and it feels good. I'm going to work my way up to 3.1 miles of solid running again so I can start training for the PF Chang Rock and Roll Half Marathon in January. I just decided that I was going to do it today. Anyone interested? Especially the ladies, because running with other ladies that I can keep up with is awesome? I'm going to check on SP as well to see if any of those Phoenix people are interested. Wooooo running! (except while I'm actually running, and then it's more like "Fuuuuuuuck running!") puke

Still wearing the contacts. Want. Glasses. NOW.

doolittle:
Shark boobs??? I love it! biggrin
Aug 4, 2009

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