jena

If I Could Be a Waitress and Model Myself After a Film Character, I would be the Faun from Pan's Labyrinth. Here I am eating lunch on break.



Waitressing as the Faun would require

1. Being wildly dramatic in my tone and speaking another language

2. Warning my customers that when I serve them their sumptuous feast, they are allowed to eat NADA! NADA!

3. Drink special would be leche fresca

4. BUT I would get in trouble for insisting that drops of customers' blood is the garnish for said leche fresca

5. I would get into trouble for insisting on placing magic roots under tables

6. I would also get in trouble for telling my tables that if they didn't finish their food, I would not stand for their negligenca.

7. The kitchen would hate me for telling them to cook my food RAPIDO!

8. I would offer to cut steaks with an impressive dagger

9. I would offer to cut babies open with an impressive dagger

10. Finally I think I would get fired for having my fairies flying around...might be a health code violation.



As you may be able to decipher, I am bereft of anything logical to say. Please forgive me.