jen

Finally changed my name. If you're looking at me in your bookmarks and wondering who the hell I am, the name used to be Devlin. Went with something even a little -less- feminine (ha)... but don't worry, I've still got boobs!

Is anyone on my list a hairstylist?
I need some info about lightening my hair from red...

I hate my place of work...
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Good morning... I'm going to be very bored today. Someone come and play with me. We can frolick in the water together.

All of the banners I made the other day got rejected. Haha. Oops... These were made at like 4am during a bout of insomnia, and I forgot to include .com on most of them. Well, besides including the .com and keeping the text...
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This weekend was a lot of fun. I was in a ball tournament and although we didn't win enough games to make it to the finals, by that time we didn't really care... the heat was sweltering and muggy. Luckily someone had a firehose. Badass. We camped overnight on the Saturday at the campground beside the diamond, and lucky me being the rookie player, was...
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If you're a British Columbian, you probably know what I'm talking about when I say I'm going to Merritt this year. Normally any other day in Merritt (population: 8000) would probably consist of people sitting at their local donut shop watching the traffic light turn from green to red.

Fortunately for one week in July, the city of Merritt magically transforms into Canada's own little...
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Heheh, the Spice Girls are re-uniting. What a way to start off an entry.

I used to have my hair like Geri Halliwell's, bright fire engine red with the two blonde chunks at the front. My mum and I were at the mall one day and some little girls came running up to me and asked for my autograph. I look nothing like her, but...
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As a sidenote to my previous entry... you're all a bunch of horndogs.

And thats why I have you all on my friends lists. xo

Last night/this morning I had my first sleeping orgasm. Man it was amazing. I wasn't sure if it was a common thing for chicks or what, so I made a post in the Sex Talk forum. I was assured that...
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Lets say, hypothetically, you're in a long-term relationship with someone you truly love. They're perfect in every way. But you have the chance one day to fuck someone you've always wanted to. And nobody will ever find out about it. No strings, no nothing. Just a 100% pure lustful fuck. So... would you do it?

So I got this crazy email.

From : <Cockneymike****@aol.com>
Sent : May 15, 2005 4:16:51 PM
To : info@biorubbersrl.it
CC : ***face@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: Signor Andrea Purricelli.


The Nitrile is for ladies heels, I need a hard wearing rubber to compete with the new "TOPY" sheeting that has just been launched into the English market. Do you manufacture other colours in P.U.'s ? If...
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A bunch of people on my list suddenly went grey... how strange! Guess its time for a bit of a cleanup...

Muahaha.

I'm down to 16 koi fish in my pond from the 17-18 I was counting last month.

Also, stray cat has been bringing home "gifts" again. Namely gifts that are much larger than he. Very large rabbits. I wish he could show his...
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I wanted to watch the whole first season of Queer as Folk again before the new season starts, so I went out and rented it. I came home and got all excited to watch it, and realised that the dude at the counter forgot to remove those little security-spine things on the cases. ARGH. How lame. Now I have to drive back into town (20...
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I need to get the motivation to drive back into town again today, and return some things. I went on a spending spree on payday and blew my entire paycheck. So now I have to take some of it back because I have $0 left. I am admittedly a shopaholic.

I haven't coloured my hair yet, because the colour I bought was a chocolate brown....
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