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My eye is hurting and I am debating baking a cake. Mostly because I have work I should be doing, so instead a cake sounds good. Wonder if I can bum eggs from the roommates... I am down to a few grapes, a veggie burger, and some slimfast left... hmmm, maybe slimfast would work as milk in a cake? Or maybe milk AND eggs? Maybe I should just go to Kroger...

Almost done with my Christmas cards... hooray! Now, if only I could say the same about my Christmas shopping.

I spent my Saturday evening in a church. Yep. Hot. In what I would like to call "The Adventure of Father Pepper and the Faux MOH" (have I mentioned that I think everything should be phrased in the form of a Nancy Drew novel?!? ) Ok, its not as exciting as it sounds, but HOW great a name is Fr. Pepper? That was the priest's ACTUAL name, well actually, Culpepper is his name, but he goes by Father Pepper. And he was EXACTLY how you would imagine him to be too... little, with a mustache, a big goofy smile, sparkling eyes, and a slow humorous manner of speech. I want there to be a cartoon of him. I have decided I will someday now have a dog named Culpepper, and call him Fr. Pepper, and occasionally I can call him Padre Is it weird I have a list of future pet names? Weirder than my list of future children's names?

Anyway, I am singing in a wedding this weekend with my roommate... the usual: Ave Maria and the likes, and the rehearsal was last weekend for some reason. So we drive to random little town, go to the adorable little church, and set in for an interesting evening as it was the first time the bride's family was meeting the groom's family. A few minutes in, the Bride comes up to me and goes "This is going to sound weird, but my Maid of Honor is in Pennsylvania and can't be here, will you fill in for her tonight?" But of course... I can use my extensive acting chops to play the role of "Emily, Maid of Honor". So while half the people were confused, half the people thought I really was this girl, and the brother of the groom stared at my tits whenever his girlfriend was busy with their baby, we began the rehearsal for a traditional Catholic wedding. And I was the best one (yes, everything is a competition to me). Why? Because I am a pro Bridesmaid/ Maid of Honor. In fact, I would be willing to rent out my services. I look good in David's Bridal attire, smile coming down the aisle, and always defer to the Bride. I am a pro at adjusting trains, act natural in front of the photographer, and throw a mean shower. If interested, please consult me for prices

Anyway, overall the evening was not that bad. I got to see how the acoustics of the church were, played a Maid of Honor, watched some cute 3 year olds run around, acted as a beard for my roommate and his boyfriend, and got some free food, which is good if you have been paying attention to this blog and how the theme is that I have no food.

In "ooh, shiny object" news... the rerun episode of Bones that is on right now has Stewie from Family Guy on it!!!! Crazy!!!!

Well, I think that is all except that I am afraid I might be getting sick and have a swollen gland, so please pray that I won't get sick bf I am supposed to sing, bc Ave Maria would not be pretty if I were sick!!! And, how would I finish all my Christmas preparations and festivities if I am in bed? And if you are ALREADY praying for me, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE pray that my set that is in Member Review right now goes up for set of the day and I become an official Suicide Girl!!!!!

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