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Which Pokemon is the most fuckable?

If green is, in fact, the proper color for a humbrang springlefairy...then what would purple be?

If that scary old popcicle man was oh..say, right outside my window right now, how do you think I could get rid of him?......TIME IS A FACTOR HERE!

"Call me!"

Yes, you know what that is...but also, without quotations:

Call me!

Can one get so bored that one starts to internally bleed? Amazing. I would say I would like to see that but I don't want to see you bleed and if you do bleed, you can wipe your blood on my sleeve so you don't get dirty.
Questions: Do Georgia girls really do it better? Why are Georgia girl's accents so sexy? Where do babies come from? Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?