jelly2

damn portland. damn the coffee bars and delicious lattes. damn it all to hell. i can't go like 4 fucking feet without smelling espresso. and not that starbucks swill. but mmmmmmm illy espresso. stummmptown espresso. mmmmm ssssooy latte. it is not fair. i will never be able to fucking quit coffeeeeee i am an addict. i quit for like 2 days then sure enough the weekend shoots around. *ring*
me: hello.
them: yes you wanna go out for coffee
me: no actually i am trying to quit. wannna go to the park.
them: *click*
no one is interested in having uncaffeinated friends inm this town. so. i no longer know what to freakin do. some people won't even be seen in public with me caus eit is like i am hiding so deep dark secret.
barista: and what would you like?
me: oh just some water thanks
barista :ohh
friend: yess he is trying to ummmm quit
barista: iam sorry.