jelly2

big bright beautiful day. mmmmm the sunshine scratching at the window. i open the window and catch a good wiff of the ol armpit. stan-kee. no doubt about it. now whoever said you need to shower everyday is wrong. i am sure the landlord loves me cause i shower like 3 times a week sometimes four. now, i am not totally filthy or anything like that. heck, sometimes i feel guilty for taking that many showers. yes, it would seem that i am stinky dirty hippie. well, i am not. if i could convey one message to people it is this.
we shower too much
wear too much deoderant (you don't need it)
too much cologne and perfume.
i am telling you bathing yourself in chemicals is fucking disgusting. i mean it it is gross. you only hurting yourself cause when your mate smells the real you they might not like you so much anymore.
seriously i have not worn deoderant for like 8 years. you need to let your body do what it needs to do. besides cologne and perfume make me nauseous. whenever people that wear lots get within 20 ft i can smell them. and you smell dumb.

yes, i am sure that i am preaching to the converted so i promise to take my message global. i am going to get every man woman and child off anti-bacterial soaps, deoderants and smelly chemicals. people have the right to be freed from this commercial freak of nature. now, about you people that are REALLY stinky....