If you're really interested, follow me on Twitter (@TheAustin83) to see some exultant remarks of victory after the election tomorrow or to witness me preparing for my new life as an alcoholic who randomly tells strangers, "It's all YOUR fault" for no reason whatsoever.
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Monday Nov 05, 2012
If you're really interested, follow me on Twitter (@TheAustin83) to s… -
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Friday Nov 02, 2012
Come this Thanksgiving, I'll be moving to Austin, Texas after receivi… -
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Thursday Oct 11, 2012
Being pissed off is great motivation for working out. I lift more, ru… -
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Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Jumping in earnest into the book about my two years working at the sh… -
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Wednesday Oct 03, 2012
I once wished upon a star; it turned out to be a ninja star. -
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Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
Slipping into one of my patented funks again. I haven't really had on… -
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Thursday Sep 20, 2012
"Crush humanity out of shape once more, under similar hammers, and it… -
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Saturday Jul 14, 2012
So I nearly got emotionally burnt out working at the homeless shelter… -
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Saturday May 12, 2012
I made books. Wrote 'em, designed 'em, printed 'em. You should by 'em… -
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Thursday May 10, 2012
So I pretty much feel like a failure in every aspect of life. I'm not…