Note to self: stop posting while inebriated. It brings out the wrong kind of honesty, the type that's best kept to yourself.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
More Blogs
-
0
Sunday Apr 29, 2012
Hey, I got my internet back. And I also finished my MFA program. Win-… -
3
Wednesday Mar 21, 2012
Last night, I should have been killed in a car accident. I should hav… -
0
Thursday Feb 23, 2012
Well shit, now my marriage to a blowup doll who I traded for a coke a… -
23
Monday Nov 14, 2011
New title for me: failed author in training. So let's see, the Col… -
1
Wednesday Oct 05, 2011
As of today, I receive $79/month in food stamps. I'm now officially o… -
2
Saturday Aug 20, 2011
Everyone knows that Republicans are all against government assistance… -
2
Tuesday Aug 16, 2011
Last night, I made a $5 bet that I'd be famous in five years. At the … -
1
Sunday Aug 14, 2011
So yeah, I'm in Dublin now for a few days; did I not mention anything… -
2
Sunday Jul 17, 2011
I'm a fool, and I started another novel, which, like the first one I … -
7
Thursday Jun 30, 2011
My messed up sleeping schedule is really starting to fuck with my bod…
I'm embarking on a life-changing journey which will result in my spending the rest of my life with a woman who will provide me the lifestyle that I've always been meant to live. I'm more than ready to start living strictly for myself. All my obligations have been met. It's MY time now and I can't wait to experience it.