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jekyllandhyde

Austin, Texas

Member Since 2005

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Thursday Jun 04, 2009

Jun 4, 2009
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I'm too drunk to care right now.

Points of pissiness:

--Maryland law requires all bars to be closed by 2:00 AM. What the fuck?
--All liquor stoeres I've found in Baltimore (in Baltimore! The Lonely City! Where everyone is depressed!) close at 10:00 FUCKING O'CLOCK!. What the fuck?
--Friends keep bailing on me when I want to go out, even with all the shit that's gone on in my life recently. What the fuck?
--Everythign else. Waht the fuck>?

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