Oh my God... I haven't been drunk in over two months, since I moved to Texas. And I haven't participated in any drunken postings for far too long. God I love this (until tomorrow, "im sure). Go Cubs! And the upcoming movies of "The Golden Compass" and "Atonement" better be good, or else somebody's getting scalped and castrated, though maybe not in that order.
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