Best quotes of this week (I'd put names down for citation purposes, but no one here would know any of the people anyway; surmise it to say that only a few of these are from me):
"These are comfortable, but the others are cheaper. These are perfect, but the others are green. ARRRRGH!! ...I need to go to the bathroom."
"What's a Libyan?"
"Then this big fuckin' bird came out of nowhere! I sat forward in my chair and said, 'What the fuck?!'"
"PLEASE -- NO MORE ROAD TRIP STORIES!"
"If it was good enough to found a country, then it should be good enough to get you into Ivy Tech."
"Here Austin, try this drink: it's called a Baltimore Zoo. You'll like it."
"Ugh... I'm never drinking again... at least not 'til the end of the weekend."
"These are comfortable, but the others are cheaper. These are perfect, but the others are green. ARRRRGH!! ...I need to go to the bathroom."
"What's a Libyan?"
"Then this big fuckin' bird came out of nowhere! I sat forward in my chair and said, 'What the fuck?!'"
"PLEASE -- NO MORE ROAD TRIP STORIES!"
"If it was good enough to found a country, then it should be good enough to get you into Ivy Tech."
"Here Austin, try this drink: it's called a Baltimore Zoo. You'll like it."
"Ugh... I'm never drinking again... at least not 'til the end of the weekend."
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Are those sober or drunk quotes?